Sing along, y’all, to The TARP Song!

January 23, 2009

Singer-songwriter Bill Zucker has put into verse and set to music what every American has been saying for months: I want some TARP!

Yes, it does indeed seem, as Bill sings, that the $700 billion Troubled Assets Relief Program is "giving away money for free."

The song debuted, as you can see from the video, on CNBC's Power Lunch program.

Zucker told the Boston Herald that the idea came to him as he watched the cable business news channel and saw "my life savings dwindle in front of my eyes. I was pretty heavily invested in the real estate and stock market, and I got killed, so pretty much I want some TARP."

Thanks to Joseph Calhoun at Alhambra Investments for the tune tip and special thanks to Bill Z. for a little bit of levity in these trying economic times.

Share:

The More Tax Posts tab at the top of this page will take you to, well, more tax posts. You also can search below for a tax topic. 

Latest Posts
Added summer income means more tax considerations

June 16, 2026

Many young people take food service jobs during the summer. It’s a good way to…

Read More
Tax Season 2026 Continues!

We made it. Tax Day 2025 is finally over. For most of us. When the filing season started on Jan. 26, millions who were expecting refunds filed immediately. Most of us got our returns to the Internal Revenue Service by April 15. But plenty of taxpayers also got extensions. They are looking at an Oct. 15 filing deadline.

Those procrastinating filers aren’t a problem. In fact, the IRS appreciates taxpayers who take time to fill out their 1040 forms correctly. It also is grateful that tax submissions are spread out a bit, especially now that the IRS is a leaner agency. Processing returns is easier when they arrive throughout the year instead of in massive bunches.

But enough about Uncle Sam’s tax collection issues. The focus now is on all y’all who filed for extensions, giving you another six months to complete your return. Since your new mid-October due date will be here before you know it, let’s get started now on meeting it.

The ol’ blog is here to help you finish up your extended Form 1040. You can start with January’s tax tips page, which has links to the rest of the year’s tips by-month collections. You also can peruse various tax categories for more tailored advice by clicking on the More Tax Posts drop-down menu at the top of this (and every) page.

And to make sure you don’t miss your new filing deadline, the count-down clock below will let you know just how much time you to file by Oct. 15. At the latest.e. (Note: I’m in the Central Time Zone, so adjust accordingly for where you live.)

Comments
  • You Bail Them Out, We Opt Out.
    Dear, I should say Expensive Chairman Ben S. Bernanke,
    All of Our Economic Problems Find They Root in the Existence of Credit.
    Out of the $5,000,000,000,000 bail out money for the banks, that is $1,000 for every inhabitant of this planet, what is it exactly that WE, The People, got?
    If my bank doesn’t pay back its credits, how come I still must pay mines?
    If my bank gets 0% Loans, how come I don’t?
    At the same time, everyday, some of us are losing our home or even our jobs.
    Credit discriminates against people of lower economic classes, as such it is unconstitutional, isn’t it? It is an supra national stealth weapon of class struggle.
    Credit is a predatory practice. When the predator finishes up the preys he starves to death. What did you expect?
    Where are you exactly in that food chain?
    Credit gets in the way of All the Principles of Equal Opportunity and Free Market.
    Credit is a Stealth Weapon of Mass Destruction.
    Credit is Mathematically Inept, Morally Unacceptable.
    You Bail Them Out, We Opt Out
    Opting Out Is Both Free and Strictly Anonymous.
    My Solution: The Credit Free, Free Market Economy.
    Is Both Dynamic on the Short Run & Stable on the Long Run, The Only Available Short Run Solution.
    I Am, Hence, Leading The Exit Out of Credit:
    Let me Outline for You my Proposed Strategy:
    ✔ My Prescription to Preserve Our Belongings.
    ✔ Our Property Title: Our Free, Strictly Anonymous Right to Opt Out of Credit.
    ✔ Our Credit Free Money: The Dinar-Shekel AKA The DaSh, Symbol: – .
    ✔ Asset Transfer – Our Right Grant Operation – Our Wealth Multiplier.
    ✔ A Specific Application of Employment, Interest and Money.
    [A Tract Intended For my Fellows Economists].
    If Risk Free Interest Rates Are at 0.00% Doesn’t That Mean That Credit is Worthless Already?
    Since credit based currencies are managed by setting short-term interest rates, on which you have lost all control, can we still say that are managing?
    We Need, Hence, Cancel All Interest Bearing Debt and Abolish Interest Bearing Credit.
    In This Age of Turbulence The People Wants an Exit Out of Credit: An Adventure in a New World Economic Order.
    The only other option would be to wait till most of the productive assets of the economy get physically destroyed either by war or by rust.
    It will be either awfully deadly or dramatically long.
    A price none of us can afford to pay.
    “The current crisis can be overcome only by developing a sense of common purpose. The alternative to a new international order is chaos.”
    – Henry A. Kissinger
    What Else?
    Until We Succeed the Economy Will Necessarily Keep Sinking Into a Deeper and Deeper Depression
    You Bail Them Out, Let’s Opt Out!
    Check Out How Many of Us Are Already on Their Way to Opt Out of Credit.
    Let me provide you with a link to my press release for my open letter to you:
    Chairman Ben S. Bernanke, Quantitative [Ooops! I Meant Credit] Easing Can’t Work!
    I am, Mr Chairman, Yours Sincerely [Do I really have the choice?],
    Shalom P. Hamou AKA ‘MC-Shalom’
    Chief Economist – Master Conductor
    1 7 7 6 – Annuit Cœptis
    Tel: +972 54 441-7640
    Fax: +972 3 741-0824
    http://edsk.org/

  • Interesting blog. I don’t think that raising taxes on the wealthy will necessarily solve this crisis. I wrote a blog entry on this last week, which you might be interested in reading.
    Cheers,
    Adam Powell
    adampowell.com/invest

Comments are closed.