Opens in a new tab

Top 10 signs a person is an accountant

April 9, 2013

We're less than a week away from April 15, Tax Day.

You know what that means. Families of tax accountants will not see their loved ones for the next six days.

Frabz-Accountants-What-my-friends-think-I-do-What-my-mom-thinks-I-do-What-I-really-do
Funny Pictures

If you do see your tax accountant, or other tax professional, during this filing season home stretch, be nice. Yes, you and your taxes are important, but you probably aren't your tax pro's only client.

If you run across someone who seems to be a little flustered, consider that he or she might be a tax accountant and give those folks a break.

Just in case you're unsure, here are the Top 10 Signs a Person Works in Accounting:

10. She lectures neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their processes.
  9. He is thrilled each Saturday because it means he can wear casual clothes to work.
  8. She refers to the tomatoes in her garden as deliverables.
  7. He finds that he really needs PowerPoint to explain what he does for a living.
  6. She refers to her child as Deduction 214 (that's for our Canadian tax accountants).
  5. He considers it normal not to see his spouse or children from February to April 15.
  4. She has no idea that GAP also is a clothing store.
  3. He finds that getting to sleep is an exciting event that he looks forward to all day long.
  2. She thinks Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.
  1. He thinks a half-day of work means leaving at 5 o'clock.

Thanks to the National Society of Accountants, Drake Tax Software and and the CPA firm Greenstein, Rogoff, Olsen & Co. for the filing season humor.

Hang in there, taxpayers and tax professionals alike. April 16 is almost here!

You also might find these items of interest:

Share:

The More Tax Posts tab at the top of this page will take you to, well, more tax posts. You also can search below for a tax topic. 

Latest Posts
IRS sending refunds to families that claimed adoption tax credit carryforwards

October 18, 2026

Tax reform changes to the adoption tax credit meant some families didn’t get the new…

Read More
TAX-SAVVY WAYS 
TO WRAP UP 2026

It’s over! With October’s extended filing deadline behind us, it is now time to focus on year-end moves to reduce your 2026 tax bill. 

You’ll find ways to do just that on the Tax Tips page (see the More Tax Posts drop-down menu at the top of the blog), as well as the separate tax tip pages for each month, notably October through December. If you’re on the Tax Tips page, you’ll find a monthly list at the end of this column. If you’re on another blog page, you can head straight to the October tips; at the bottom of that tips page you’ll find links to all the other 11 months’ collections of tax advice.

Not to spoil what you’ll find in that tax advice, but it does cover such things as tax deductions for charitable donations, investment moves that could reduce tax due, and ways to max out your tax-favored retirement savings. 

Finally, as the year winds down, things get hectic. There are lots of other things to occupy our time, like the much more fun upcoming holidays. But don’t lose sight of taxes, since timing is key. To be of use, most tax moves must be made by the end of the tax year. That’s Thursday, Dec. 31, which also is the last business day of the year. 

So that you don’t miss that final tax year deadline, also keep an eye on the countdown clock below. It will keep you on top of just how much time is left to make important, tax-saving moves. (Note: I’m in the Central Time Zone, so adjust accordingly for where you live.)

Comments
Leave the first comment