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Top 10 tax tips from CPAs, also known as Letterman’s annual spoofing of taxes

April 16, 2011

As the annual tax-filing deadline nears, David Letterman recruits New York area accountants to deliver a list of Top 10 Tax Tips.

I recommend watching the tax pros present the tips. The delivery of a couple of the numbers crunchers isn't too bad.

But if you don't have time — maybe you're busy finishing your or a client's return — here's the list:

10. Deadlines are just suggestions. File your taxes whenever you want.

  9. Warlocks cannot claim trolls as dependents.

  8. Make filing more personable by naming your calculator. Mine is named "Owen."

  7. Make make sure your accountant went to a real school and not a phony Internet college like I did.

  6. H. Block, good guy. R.Block, complete greaseball.

  5. Getting a refund? Log on to IRS.gov to spin the wheel and play "double or nothing."

  4. If you don't remember your Social Security number, make one up.

  3. Do not use Wesley Snipes' accountant.

  2. Not really a tax tip, but accountants are wild in the sack.

And the number one tax tip this year is

  1. Take it from me, prison's not so bad.

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TO WRAP UP 2026

It’s over! With October’s extended filing deadline behind us, it is now time to focus on year-end moves to reduce your 2026 tax bill. 

You’ll find ways to do just that on the Tax Tips page (see the More Tax Posts drop-down menu at the top of the blog), as well as the separate tax tip pages for each month, notably October through December. If you’re on the Tax Tips page, you’ll find a monthly list at the end of this column. If you’re on another blog page, you can head straight to the October tips; at the bottom of that tips page you’ll find links to all the other 11 months’ collections of tax advice.

Not to spoil what you’ll find in that tax advice, but it does cover such things as tax deductions for charitable donations, investment moves that could reduce tax due, and ways to max out your tax-favored retirement savings. 

Finally, as the year winds down, things get hectic. There are lots of other things to occupy our time, like the much more fun upcoming holidays. But don’t lose sight of taxes, since timing is key. To be of use, most tax moves must be made by the end of the tax year. That’s Thursday, Dec. 31, which also is the last business day of the year. 

So that you don’t miss that final tax year deadline, also keep an eye on the countdown clock below. It will keep you on top of just how much time is left to make important, tax-saving moves. (Note: I’m in the Central Time Zone, so adjust accordingly for where you live.)

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