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Top 10 things you don’t want to hear from your accountant

April 11, 2013

Tax season isn't official until David Letterman welcomes New York City area accountants to his late-night show to read a tax-related Top 10 list.

This year's topic, presented Tuesday, April 9, was the Top 10 things you don't want to hear from your accountant.

Top 10 things you dont want to hear from your accountant_Letterman Late Show 04-09-13
Click image to view the Late Night Top 10 presentation on YouTube.

The clip is only 3½ minutes, but if you're a swamped tax preparer and just don't have even that much time to spare right now, here's the list:

10. Take off your clothes and sit on the examining table. (Harvey Tanton)

  9. Good news — you earned enough to co-sign my mortgage! (Whitney Boyd)

  8. My client Wesley Snipes said prison wasn't so bad. (Phil Defalco)

  7. Would you like to touch my rubber thumb? (Lawrence Spielman)

  6. I'm faxing over your 1099 form right now [makes faxing sound]. (Gary Schatsky)

  5. Care to make a tax-deductible donation to the Taliban? (Bob Manger)

  4. Give me fifty bucks — I'll make your taxes disappear. (Andrew Ross)

  3. Do you have someplace to stay until things blow over? (Sandra Bussell)

  2. Ignore the blood stains. (Richard Koenigsberg)

  1. Hey, Nice W-2s. (Andrew Rubin)

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TO WRAP UP 2026

It’s over! With October’s extended filing deadline behind us, it is now time to focus on year-end moves to reduce your 2026 tax bill. 

You’ll find ways to do just that on the Tax Tips page (see the More Tax Posts drop-down menu at the top of the blog), as well as the separate tax tip pages for each month, notably October through December. If you’re on the Tax Tips page, you’ll find a monthly list at the end of this column. If you’re on another blog page, you can head straight to the October tips; at the bottom of that tips page you’ll find links to all the other 11 months’ collections of tax advice.

Not to spoil what you’ll find in that tax advice, but it does cover such things as tax deductions for charitable donations, investment moves that could reduce tax due, and ways to max out your tax-favored retirement savings. 

Finally, as the year winds down, things get hectic. There are lots of other things to occupy our time, like the much more fun upcoming holidays. But don’t lose sight of taxes, since timing is key. To be of use, most tax moves must be made by the end of the tax year. That’s Thursday, Dec. 31, which also is the last business day of the year. 

So that you don’t miss that final tax year deadline, also keep an eye on the countdown clock below. It will keep you on top of just how much time is left to make important, tax-saving moves. (Note: I’m in the Central Time Zone, so adjust accordingly for where you live.)

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